Miss Amy Perkins

I want to own you, you want to be owned. It's perfect! You may serve, worship and obey Me when you text Me on your mobile. Be prepared to let Me get into your head, as well as anywhere else I want!

To text Me on your mobile:

Text the words BOW AMY to 69992. You can expect to be polite, respectful and in thrall to Me. Don't keep me waiting. Pick up your mobile and surrender!

The fine print:

You must be 18+ and in the UK to use this service. Received texts cost £1.50 (max of 2 billed messages sent back per reply)
To exit send STOP

Suite 21, Lords Business Centre, Lords House, 665 North Circular Road, London, NW2 7AX

Helpline Number: 0870 919 6769

Don't even think of asking me to send a pic to your mobile, you might be tempted to brag to your friends! If my boys are attentive and obedient, I will post more pics on my blog. Devoted texting earns pics. Easy peasey.

There. It's never been any easier to sell your soul to the devil.